i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url
If I text you and you don’t respond, no matter how much I like you, I won’t text you a second time in fear of annoying you.
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.